The Touhoutalia Stuck Cosplayer

Please wait patiently.
The orchestra is preparing your 3-course gourmet concert.

KNIGHT OF LIFE
DERSE DREAMER

If I just met you, don’t expect me to call you by the correct gender pronoun. I don’t know anything about you so how can you expect me to know how to address you.

HOWEVER, if you kindly correct me rather than cuss me out, I will be more than happy to call you how you want to be called. AND I will be more willing to learn more about you.

I urge tumblr users to learn from this. Don’t be rude to those you just met. Nowadays gender is complex. Try to explain yourself instead making the other person feel like the bane of humanity for getting your gender wrong.

brimerica:

What tumblr users really need to stop doing:

• post information that isn’t final and demand immediate actions
• abuse the petition system because stop
• send anon hate
•bully people for misinformation
• bully celebrities
•bully people for opinions
•BULLY PERIOD
•STOP BEING A BUNCH OF OFFENDED PUSSIES WHO EXPECT EVERYTHING TO NOT BE TRIGGERING AND EASY FOR THEM AND FOR EVERYONE TO AGREE WITH THEM BECAUSE LIFE ISN’T EASY AND A LITTLE HARDSHIP ISN’T A BAD THING GOD

There are essentially 3 types of people in the world

mintmusic:

A teacher holds up a package of Oreos and asks 3 students to figure how many Oreos there are inside.

Student 1 counts, one by one, every single cookie in the package.

Student 2 counts the number of cookies in a column and multiplies that number by the number of rows in the package. Or some other fancy math thing…

Student 3 reads the label on the package.

Of course you could always be Student 4 and just eat the entire package of Oreos.

There are essentially 3 types of people in the world

A teacher holds up a package of Oreos and asks 3 students to figure how many Oreos there are inside.

Student 1 counts, one by one, every single cookie in the package.

Student 2 counts the number of cookies in a column and multiplies that number by the number of rows in the package. Or some other fancy math thing…

Student 3 reads the label on the package.

vulpusmox:

And by popular demand, a tutorial on how to make a mask! the way I do it anyway. lot’s of tape.
This can be adapted into making all sorts of mask designs
hope you enjoy (:

I don’t need to look at the a user’s icon to know that they’re on. I don’t even have to look at the posts on my dashboard to know who is on.

I already know who is on before I get on tumblr.

You see…

I know everything.

A thing about my dreams

I’ve noticed that many of my dreams include the faces of people I personally know. The places are drastically different though. Take a dorm room or theatre for example. I know exactly where I am, but the actual ‘look’ of a place is completely different from real life. The people I know look exactly as they do in real life though. Strange isn’t it?


Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

grizandnorm:

Tuesday Tips SUPER WEEK - FeetI don’t often have to draw bare feet, unless I’m doing Life Drawing. When storyboarding, the focus is generally not on the feet. They also are usually covered (shoes, socks), or just not shown on screen that much. Nonetheless, it’s important to understand their functionality and general appeal. Keep details to a minimum, unless the character uses its bare feet to grasp things or do things with them most humans don’t. The best example of pushing feet to an extreme degree of functionality would be Disney’s Tarzan (one of my all time favorite). Other than that, don’t draw too much attention to them, but find appeal in its shapes.Norm

Reblogging for future reference!

grizandnorm:

Tuesday Tips SUPER WEEK - Feet

I don’t often have to draw bare feet, unless I’m doing Life Drawing. When storyboarding, the focus is generally not on the feet. They also are usually covered (shoes, socks), or just not shown on screen that much. Nonetheless, it’s important to understand their functionality and general appeal. Keep details to a minimum, unless the character uses its bare feet to grasp things or do things with them most humans don’t. The best example of pushing feet to an extreme degree of functionality would be Disney’s Tarzan (one of my all time favorite). Other than that, don’t draw too much attention to them, but find appeal in its shapes.

Norm

Reblogging for future reference!

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